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OK folks, stick with me here.  The cool thing for me about this blog is I can see how many people have read it at any given time.  I enjoy that, and it is something of an ego rush when I check the stats and see that for a particular day my blog has been viewed over 20 times.  That’s happened a few times so far…OK, three.  Until a few days ago I didn’t know how to check my cumulative stats, only my day-to-day for a given week.  Now, I’ve found where ALL the stats are, so I can see what my “most popular” entries are.  Cool!  I’m certainly interested to see what is being read.

Of course, my home page has the most reads with 188.  I don’t even remember what my homepage says, but I’m guessing it was something related to running (what I originally started this blog for) and it was passably witty.  After the homepage, my most popular entry was “Insomnia journal – XXX edition.”  In case you forgot, that was the one with the nigga flip.  Slightly funny but nothing I’d remember as far as entries go.  I’ll take it though – 31 views.

My second most popular entry is “That’s what they call me, old vagina-head” with a whopping 19 views.  I like that one a lot, and FYI the title is a reference to a line in “Uncle Buck” where Buck is talking to the teacher with the humongous facial mole and he can’t stop staring at it and it slips into his conversation.  I also like that that post has my daughter fighting for my (imaginary) honor; I was quite touched by her actions.  So, I’m proud to have that in the #2 spot.

With the bronze medal, I have “My head was just raped.”  I think there is some funny stuff in that one as well, so I’m glad to…

Wait a minute.

I see what you’re doing here, and by “you” I mean all the pervs hitting my blog.  My #1 entry had “XXX” in the title, #2 had “vagina” and #3 had “rape.”  Let’s put aside for a moment what my titles reveal about my character and motives, and focus on the popularity.  While I know I have a small handful of regular readers, it’s pretty obvious where the bulk of my traffic is coming from. The dots are there, just connect them.

Sigh.

I thought that after I started writing about things other than running with this blog that I would never either censor myself nor pander to any particular audience.  The former I’ve already done on multiple occasions – which could be the grist for another entry, or not, ha ha – and the latter I’m finally doing now with the title.  He said, as if he’d held out a long time before finally giving in in a vain attempt at fleeting internet popularity.  I put all the “search-friendly” words I could think of in the title, and now I want to see how popular this entry will be.  I think it should easily surpass all others.  Don’t spread the word; it will get there on its own.

Tomorrow or Tuesday, an entry on how horrible the world would be if everyone was like me.  Fuck, that’s chilling!

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